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why cant we all have tacos?that wasn't very punk rock of you. suck my vaginal im bisexual but I make a lot of dick jokes.. waiting for that one guy.


its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

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my soon to be boyfriend has a foot fetish.

— 1 day ago

guys are douches.

— 4 weeks ago
"If you’re reading this…
Congratulations, you’re alive.
If that’s not something to smile about,
then I don’t know what is."
Chad SuggMonsters Under Your Head (via feellng)
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Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.


Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

— 1 month ago with 182049 notes

how do I casually tell someone I want to have a lot of hard sex with them?

— 1 month ago