my soon to be boyfriend has a foot fetish.
"If you’re reading this…
Congratulations, you’re alive.
If that’s not something to smile about,
then I don’t know what is."
Chad Sugg, Monsters Under Your Head
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)
how do I casually tell someone I want to have a lot of hard sex with them?